18 My clever, reasonably respectful response to an online dating profile inquiry from a woman who said she'll only meet someone who's gotten the poison stab. posted 3 years ago by Gandiva 3 years ago by Gandiva +19 / -1 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Not bad.
“ while I am flattered that you are interested in me, it’s obvious that I have much better options. I wish you well!”
Much more eloquent!