Here they are - commenter Harry D at Zerohedge has worked them all into one paragraph:

I need to get my tribe together for a pow wow so we can brainstorm and consult the spirit animal for some spooky ways to sell someone down the river. I know it is a first world problem, but I am tired of being blackmailed, gypped and blindsided by savage ghetto black sheep who are crippled, lame and tone deaf. They aren’t grandfathered in, so I am going to hit them in their blind spot.

FJB F Canada too