Stephen Colbert would do a voiceover segment, John Stewart would make a half-assed snarky joke, and Trevor Noah who has never been funny in his life would continue to be a token British black dude nobody watches - and those jelllyfish derps would clap like parrots

That’s how it always happens ad nauseam.

Then we do our jobs.

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