"Funny how the cameras, witnesses and money weren’t relevant when you were talking about going the rear naked route. Now all of a sudden they’re really really important when a punch in the mouth is on the table."
I would have delivered the choke with a velvet touch and love in my heart. Onlookers would have swooned over the sentimentality.
I am sorry to bother you, great one, but something has been pulling at my consciousness, almost like a splinter in my mind.
I am impelled colossally by mystical forces beyond the a-priory notions of self and even time and space to quantify the statistical breakdown of chokes that you have succumbed to.
How did they stack up numbers wise? Was there a statistical mean? Was there a choke that consistently had your number?
Did the most complex object in the known universe (the human brain(your brain)) go gentle into that good night as a result of a Guillotine choke? Was it a Von flue choke, a Darce or an Anaconda?
Did you get Gator rolled into unconsciousness or was it a Rear naked choke, as previously discussed? Was it a standing Guillotine up against the fence? Did someone's thighs gently coerce your head to enter a slumber in a Head scissors choke?
Did you get triangled from someone's guard or were you completely owned by a gogoplata like the great Nick Diaz pulled off against Takanori Gomi in pride 33 (one of the last great pride fights before the organization collapsed)? *Incidentally this result was overturned, in a ridiculous decision and became a No Contest because Nick tested positive for Marijuana.
Were you training wearing a Gi and so got caught in an Ezekiel choke, a Clock, a Loop choke, a Cross collar, a Brado or a step over choke?
Was it a Crucifix, a Necktie or a fisherman's?
Please enlighten me as to the severity and nature of your travails so that I may avoid the pitfalls of getting choked the fuck out.
Are we downvoting now, have we been reduced to this?
As your avid protege I sincerely apologize if I have offended you in any way or if I am unworthy of your expert tutelage and I humbly beseech you to not turn your back on me. You are a fount of knowledge and I will try to do better.
I feel that we can heal these differences, I feel we can move beyond this. With my standup and your expert tutelage in getting choked out I feel I have a real shot at the title.
Replying to myself to place this commentary in it's rightful place:-
"Don't go all soft now" :-
So anyway, you did not answer my question. When you smack that bitch up and bust open her lip, do you just jump in with the right cross like a common backyard brawler or do you throw out a feint or a three punch combo before you throw the cross?
Are you looking for style points or to show off any technique in the, presumably one, sided exchange?
Are you going to stand first, because airline seating is in the way and what technique would be best for this situation? The mechanics of the horizontal punch are perfect for the square body position of being seated but you would be striking at her mid section. It could be used as an opening strike to place some distance between yourself and the lady with the incipient busted lip.
What about close-in techniques like an "Age hiji ate" from Kyokushin karate. A rising elbow strike could be aimed to hit the sternum and continue up to strike the chin in devastating fashion but to be effective you really need a base and to use your hips to elevate your body weight in the strike.
What about a Muay Thai Reverse Rear Upward Elbow Strike Anderson Silva style? For both this and the "Age hiji ate" technique, you would need to be standing in the aisle.
Did you intend to work to your strengths and immediately shoot for the double leg and deliver the coup-de-gras from the mount? If so, using elbows or posturing up and using fists? Would you be able to resist the temptation to work a submission from the mount and void your carefully laid plans to have the insides of this woman's lip, see the light of day?
I am genuinely interested in picking the brain of a master in order to better myself so I humbly thank you in advance for your knowledgeable reply.
I replied to all your comments on one thread.
"Funny how the cameras, witnesses and money weren’t relevant when you were talking about going the rear naked route. Now all of a sudden they’re really really important when a punch in the mouth is on the table."
I would have delivered the choke with a velvet touch and love in my heart. Onlookers would have swooned over the sentimentality.
"domo arigato gozaimasu"
I am sorry to bother you, great one, but something has been pulling at my consciousness, almost like a splinter in my mind.
I am impelled colossally by mystical forces beyond the a-priory notions of self and even time and space to quantify the statistical breakdown of chokes that you have succumbed to.
How did they stack up numbers wise? Was there a statistical mean? Was there a choke that consistently had your number?
Did the most complex object in the known universe (the human brain(your brain)) go gentle into that good night as a result of a Guillotine choke? Was it a Von flue choke, a Darce or an Anaconda?
Did you get Gator rolled into unconsciousness or was it a Rear naked choke, as previously discussed? Was it a standing Guillotine up against the fence? Did someone's thighs gently coerce your head to enter a slumber in a Head scissors choke?
Did you get triangled from someone's guard or were you completely owned by a gogoplata like the great Nick Diaz pulled off against Takanori Gomi in pride 33 (one of the last great pride fights before the organization collapsed)? *Incidentally this result was overturned, in a ridiculous decision and became a No Contest because Nick tested positive for Marijuana.
Were you training wearing a Gi and so got caught in an Ezekiel choke, a Clock, a Loop choke, a Cross collar, a Brado or a step over choke?
Was it a Crucifix, a Necktie or a fisherman's?
Please enlighten me as to the severity and nature of your travails so that I may avoid the pitfalls of getting choked the fuck out.
Your deferential and reverent acolyte.
GizzardPuke.
I am confused Sensei, you said "Don’t go all soft now."
Are we downvoting now, have we been reduced to this?
As your avid protege I sincerely apologize if I have offended you in any way or if I am unworthy of your expert tutelage and I humbly beseech you to not turn your back on me. You are a fount of knowledge and I will try to do better.
I feel that we can heal these differences, I feel we can move beyond this. With my standup and your expert tutelage in getting choked out I feel I have a real shot at the title.
Your compunctious and contrite adherent,
GizzardPuke.
Osu.
Replying to myself to place this commentary in it's rightful place:-
"Don't go all soft now" :-
So anyway, you did not answer my question. When you smack that bitch up and bust open her lip, do you just jump in with the right cross like a common backyard brawler or do you throw out a feint or a three punch combo before you throw the cross?
Are you looking for style points or to show off any technique in the, presumably one, sided exchange?
Are you going to stand first, because airline seating is in the way and what technique would be best for this situation? The mechanics of the horizontal punch are perfect for the square body position of being seated but you would be striking at her mid section. It could be used as an opening strike to place some distance between yourself and the lady with the incipient busted lip.
What about close-in techniques like an "Age hiji ate" from Kyokushin karate. A rising elbow strike could be aimed to hit the sternum and continue up to strike the chin in devastating fashion but to be effective you really need a base and to use your hips to elevate your body weight in the strike.
What about a Muay Thai Reverse Rear Upward Elbow Strike Anderson Silva style? For both this and the "Age hiji ate" technique, you would need to be standing in the aisle.
Did you intend to work to your strengths and immediately shoot for the double leg and deliver the coup-de-gras from the mount? If so, using elbows or posturing up and using fists? Would you be able to resist the temptation to work a submission from the mount and void your carefully laid plans to have the insides of this woman's lip, see the light of day?
I am genuinely interested in picking the brain of a master in order to better myself so I humbly thank you in advance for your knowledgeable reply.
Your unostentatious protege - GizzardPuke.
See above