Lol. Wife and I tested positive and she is pissed! She started to blame and name call because I tested first. Should have got the vaccine she said. She popped positive shortly thereafter. "That's why I didn't take the mystery soup. Sorry your shot didn't work for you. "
Do you know vaccines are not a medication that kills any germs?
A ninja is about to rob your house.
He will come in unannounced, sleekly sliding past you in the chair napping, so you can’t find your gun.
But, you have a vaccine, a guy that teaches you about ninjas, and he wakes your dumb ass up, screams and points in the direction of the ninja.
You pull your gun out and blast that ninja because of that vaccine.
Vaccines don’t fight for you, they just tell you the bad guys are here, so you can get ready and armed, you still have to kill them yourself.
Now let’s say a hundred ninjas attack your house?
Too many damn ninjas for your ass, doesn’t matter that you know. That’s Covid, high, high viral counts often the vaccine helps you identify but the virus still overwhelms to cause infection.
Trump is right I believe, people who are vaccinated do stay out of the hospital. Because if your ass is sleeping in the chair you won’t at least take down fifty of those fucking ninjas.
The vax only shouts about ninjas in black but makes you tired so you don't see other ninjas. Ninjas in brown get through and attack you when you are tired.
The vax also drills holes all round your house and leaves the gas on while smoking
They do need to address the clot risk and cardiac risk so I get they are lying or not being forthright. They could and should address the clot risk and I have given an easy holistic approach which would be a high quality fish oil or even better, cod liver oil.
This reduces body inflammation and naturally and gently thins the blood. Will be good preventative for any disease state.
Laughed out loud! This one might win the Meme Award for the day.
Funny AF
Lol. Wife and I tested positive and she is pissed! She started to blame and name call because I tested first. Should have got the vaccine she said. She popped positive shortly thereafter. "That's why I didn't take the mystery soup. Sorry your shot didn't work for you. "
Do you know vaccines are not a medication that kills any germs?
A ninja is about to rob your house.
He will come in unannounced, sleekly sliding past you in the chair napping, so you can’t find your gun.
But, you have a vaccine, a guy that teaches you about ninjas, and he wakes your dumb ass up, screams and points in the direction of the ninja.
You pull your gun out and blast that ninja because of that vaccine.
Vaccines don’t fight for you, they just tell you the bad guys are here, so you can get ready and armed, you still have to kill them yourself.
Now let’s say a hundred ninjas attack your house?
Too many damn ninjas for your ass, doesn’t matter that you know. That’s Covid, high, high viral counts often the vaccine helps you identify but the virus still overwhelms to cause infection.
Trump is right I believe, people who are vaccinated do stay out of the hospital. Because if your ass is sleeping in the chair you won’t at least take down fifty of those fucking ninjas.
The vax only shouts about ninjas in black but makes you tired so you don't see other ninjas. Ninjas in brown get through and attack you when you are tired.
The vax also drills holes all round your house and leaves the gas on while smoking
They do need to address the clot risk and cardiac risk so I get they are lying or not being forthright. They could and should address the clot risk and I have given an easy holistic approach which would be a high quality fish oil or even better, cod liver oil.
This reduces body inflammation and naturally and gently thins the blood. Will be good preventative for any disease state.