I'm extremely good at critical thinking

And I knew all along that getting an experimental injection full of unknown chemicals that had not been adequately tested, for an illness with a 99.9% survival rate and multiple cheap cures if you do get it, was a bad idea.

Knew. It. All. Along.

So there goes that theory. First, he said the vaccine is a good thing. Then he said anyone was just lucky who understood it was bad.

That's called being stupid twice.