I have a lucky rock. Today I drove home without crashing my car and dying. I am thankful for my lucky rock for being safe and effective.
I did have an accident even though I had my lucky rock. But without my lucky rock, I would have died.
People without lucky rocks are making my lucky rock not work. I am tired of it!
I want a rock to tie a string around. I will love it and squeeze it and call it George.
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