I've been using the fart analogy to red pill this whole time. It gets people thinking.... and they usually say, "you know, you got a point...." and then stare off blankly into space as they ponder the flatulence theory.
Also: good for posting at high schools and middle schools. Smart teachers ("the remnant") will notice on day 1, but won't say anything, and it'll be a week or two before the administrators figure it out and take 'em down.
If nothing else, I've found another person on Earth that uses the term, "Farticles"! I've called them that for years!
Know what it's called when you flush after dropping a deuce? A Spoornado--hence, have a can of disinfectant to keep the bacterial cloud from leaving the bathroom.
Funny, but not accurate. Don't give them ammo. They'll point out that stinky molecules are very tiny and gaseous while viruses are less tiny and not gaseous.
Don't get me wrong, masks don't work at all. But stinky farts have nothing to do with it.
lol, hilarious! I still remember my son hearing about masks and asking me "But you can still smell farts, do they really protect against viruses?"
I've been using the fart analogy to red pill this whole time. It gets people thinking.... and they usually say, "you know, you got a point...." and then stare off blankly into space as they ponder the flatulence theory.
and then stare off blankly into their cognitive dissonance
Ha, it does! Double meaning...
Username checks out.
Also: good for posting at high schools and middle schools. Smart teachers ("the remnant") will notice on day 1, but won't say anything, and it'll be a week or two before the administrators figure it out and take 'em down.
Not bad
Fartathon
OMG--this was great! Don't be shy!
If nothing else, I've found another person on Earth that uses the term, "Farticles"! I've called them that for years!
Know what it's called when you flush after dropping a deuce? A Spoornado--hence, have a can of disinfectant to keep the bacterial cloud from leaving the bathroom.
There's always a can within reach of the throne.
Ewwwww!!! 🤣😂
Totally accurate...nice work 😆🤣😂
Funny, but not accurate. Don't give them ammo. They'll point out that stinky molecules are very tiny and gaseous while viruses are less tiny and not gaseous.
Don't get me wrong, masks don't work at all. But stinky farts have nothing to do with it.
Ha