Dear Deep State conspirators,

We know you must be shocked at how things are going. Your American plants all told you we were ripe for the picking, and that you were good to go with your Build Back Better agenda, and Great Reset program.

Unfortunately, the people who inform you were never American to begin with. Oh, sure, they’re citizens (well, some of them, amiright?), but they’re not AMERICAN - not in any meaningful sense of the word.

Here’s the thing those turncoats forgot to tell you: no true AMERICAN fears you. We never have, and we never will. You are inferior to us in every way: morally, ethically, physically, and yes, even intellectually. The evidence of this is that we’re beating you on our terms, not yours: no violence, no revolution, just good old logic, reason, and ridicule.

When this goes hot (and we know it will because you morons have made it clear that you won’t just take the L) you’re going to learn a lot more about Americans. What’s going to surprise you the most is just how many of us there are. Oh, sure, we fell asleep there for awhile, but have you noticed that your insane behavior hasn’t caused us to buckle, but instead has stiffened our resolve? That’s good old American backbone right there.

Oh, and have you noticed our numbers are growing every day, and yours are dwindling? That must be frustrating for you. We are winning the conversion battle, so if you’re going to act, you better act fast. That small window of opportunity you manufactured with your little pandemic is slamming shut faster than a conservative father’s door when he sees old Pedo Joe walking up the front porch steps.

Sleep well, conspirators. You’re going to need all the rest you can get.

Sincerely, America