So this is a serious question/request. I fear I may be very distantly related to one of the "royal" families of old. It kinda makes me sick to be honest. It would probably cause me emotional harm if I am indeed distantly related to the illuminati. I don't want evil blood.
If it matters, it's one of the Italian Houses. There's a few popes and cardinals with the maiden name in my family. I haven't bothered searching yet but I already feel down about it.
I wouldn't sweat to much friend, not all royal families were corrupt. Plenty of good monarchs, plenty of bad ones. We've all got bad blood somewhere if you trace it back far enough.
What's important is what you do now, not what they did then.
Hell I got blood relations with the old Scottish monarchy if I trace it far enough back.