Now we're saying:

The plandemic and entire world are run by a small, ultra mega-powerful cabal of satanic billionaires and pedophile cannibals addicted to an anti-aging drug produced by systematically torturing children and then cutting them open and consuming their adrenalized blood, a cabal from whom Trump and his team of military intelligence officers and special ops forces are quietly working behind the scenes to save the planet.

Incredibly, they call that a "conspiracy theory", which I suppose technically it is:

It's a theory, completely true and borne out by facts, about the criminal conspiracy to commit unspeakable atrocities, which are then actually committed. The crimes planned and the conspiracy itself are all felonies.