That's ok. We'll provide you with a complimentary ace bandage to wrap around your head, a u-haul truck for easy ingress/egress in crowded DC streets, and a tiki torch for our mixers with the Lincoln Project, just in case a Republican decides to run for Virginia governor again.
Thanks, I do have a pair of Depends Adult Diapers that I wear on my face because I like the way the Patriot Front looks, would that be acceptable attire. I may have to decline the offer if it is not.
Trying to get an internship at CNN or with the CIA/FBI. I know they lurk here. I can play ball!
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Key question - do you own a pair of khakis?
HAHAHA!!!
I have an older pair of khaki shorts. So yes.
I do not have one of those sweet snap backs, a sexy af blue shirt or a 12 year olds hair cut though. No aviators either.
I will add that I also do not know the flavors of Gatorade.
That's ok. We'll provide you with a complimentary ace bandage to wrap around your head, a u-haul truck for easy ingress/egress in crowded DC streets, and a tiki torch for our mixers with the Lincoln Project, just in case a Republican decides to run for Virginia governor again.
This story still blows my mind: https://theintercept.com/2021/11/03/lincoln-project-charlottesville-glenn-youngkin/
Thanks, I do have a pair of Depends Adult Diapers that I wear on my face because I like the way the Patriot Front looks, would that be acceptable attire. I may have to decline the offer if it is not.
OH FUCK!!!! Did I just wreck my interview?