Whoopi Goldberg Says Order 66 'Wasn't About The Jedi'
(babylonbee.com)
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Did Whoopie Goldberg eat Evil Dr. Fauci.
...no, but he might eat her....
"What did you have for dessert Tony?"
"Why...
... I had a delightful Whoopi pie"...
...howls....
Rumor says she does Han Solo every night. and switches hans to keep it interesting.
...howls...
...I see what you did there....
Whoopi should go on the 600 lb woman tv show.
...howls...
...she is in "training" for it....
Says Whoopi-Wan Kenobi.
I don't trust anything Hollywood says.
As far as I know, the Jedi are a spiritually bankrupt liars with a victimhood culture, the Sith were the good guys and the Jedi holocaust never happened.
"What can you do, when your dream world is gone...
...And your friends and lovers too"....
Amen