And she says, "Don't worry - I'm not pregnant." She wishes she could abort another child. Looking like a 'rode hard and put away wet' 46-year-old, she's living in fantasyland if she thinks that's a likely possibility.

Cancelled show theories:

Too many tickets unsold - had to push to later date and try to drum up more buzz.

Having stroke or heart issues she won't admit to.

Still deaf in left ear, having vertigo or balance issues.