I went to the doctor and said, "Doc, I haven't been feeling too good lately. I get up every morning, I go to the bathroom, I look in the mirror, and I throw up. What's wrong with me?"
He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect."
BOOM
I tell ya, I don't get no respect. When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
BOOM
My wife signed me up for a bridge class. I jump off next Tuesday.
I tell you, with my doctor, I don’t get no respect. I told him, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.” He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
From Rodney Dangerfield --
I went to the doctor and said, "Doc, I haven't been feeling too good lately. I get up every morning, I go to the bathroom, I look in the mirror, and I throw up. What's wrong with me?"
He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect."
BOOM
I tell ya, I don't get no respect. When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
BOOM
My wife signed me up for a bridge class. I jump off next Tuesday.
BOOM
I tell you, with my doctor, I don’t get no respect. I told him, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.” He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
I tell ya, I don't get no respect. For Father's Day, my kid bought be a t-shirt ... with a target on the back.
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