The damned time line is completely fubar now.
In the report I am writing, I used the line "Drive by fruiting" from Ms. Doubtfire. I went to go find a clip of it so I could include it, but apparently it's now "Run by fruiting."
This time shift had better be worth it.
And, the Monopoly banker had a monocle.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
OMG!
WTF is happening to the timeline?
Of course he had a monocle!
I'm so angry right now, I could go on a drive by fruiting!
I actually saw something online that said we're mixing up the Monopoly banker with the Planter's Peanut Man who has a monocle.
Umm... The planter's peanut guy is a peanut. I can see clearly the monopoly box I played with many a Christmas eve in my head. I doubt it still exists; that was a while ago, but I can see it. I know exactly what it looks like. The guy has a monocle. This is not disputable.
I honestly don't have any idea what this Mandela thing is. I have found a ton of actual rewritten history stuff. I have some of it in my upcoming report. I have found evidence of them saying they have rewritten history, so I know that's a real thing. This whole Mandela thing is either:
I don't know which it is, but honestly, 3 is the most likely after everything I've seen. 1 is possible. 2 is not. There is no way. I remember some of these things so clearly. I played a fair bit of monopoly, and I had that guy on the cover, and he had a fucking monocle. I know it, there is no doubt. I can see it in my head. I didn't even know this was controversial until just now. This is TWO new Mandela's for me in the same day.
AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGH!!!
You made me go and dig out a Monopoly board that's from the 1960s. The banker does not have a monocle. I even looked at the cards, thinking it might have been used there, but no. He has a top hat and cane. That's it.