Kimmel: Durham story is “made up” for those "Fox News viewers" and their "soft, oatmeal-like brains."
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ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live!
2/15/2022
11:40 PM ET
JIMMY KIMMEL: Meanwhile, Trump's terrible kids are making the rounds, desperately trying to protect the golden goose. Last night, Eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote this made-up Hillary Clinton spying case they're now pumping into the Fox News viewers' soft, oatmeal-like brains.
ERIC TRUMP: Hillary Rodham Clinton is a New York resident, let me just, kind of, you know, break that down for you. She lives in Chappaqua, New York, and guess where Trump Tower is located? It’s located on Fifth Avenue in New York. Where are these prosecutors? Where is the D.A.? Isn't that a federal -- isn't that a, you know, isn’t that fraud? Isn't that all sorts of offenses?
KIMMEL: Uh, uh, all sorts of offenses? I don't know. I never noticed what a voice he-- why is Ivanka's voice more masculine than Eric’s? High Pitch Eric, you know. If you want to know where the prosecutors are, the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father, that's where they are. And Trump isn’t—isn’t the only prominent member of the Magaverse having legal troubles. A Manhattan judge and jury today rejected Sarah Palin's lawsuit against the New York Times, they said there wasn't enough evidence to prove the Times defamed her in an editorial they published in 2017. So I guess she traveled all that way on her dogsled for nothing. I have to say, between the elections and the lawsuits and The Masked Singer, Sarah Palin is one of the most versatile losers in history. She's got range.
So he can't actually address the issue of Hillary, throws out some insults about the Trumps (sad burns, by the way) and then goes all-in on Sarah Palin. How relevant.
And "soft, oatmeal-like brains"? Really? You're a comedian in Interesting Times and this is the best you can do?
Jimmy Kimmel is a fucking idiot. He enjoys sucking his own cock.