Day one, a sailboat went by, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Day two, a cruise ship went by, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Day three, a submarine popped up, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Man dies and asks god “why didn’t you save me”.
God replies “I sent you a sailboat, a cruise ship and a submarine. Why didn’t you get on?”
Similar joke:
A man is stranded on an island.
Day one, a sailboat went by, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Day two, a cruise ship went by, man says no thanks, god will save him. Day three, a submarine popped up, man says no thanks, god will save him.
Man dies and asks god “why didn’t you save me”. God replies “I sent you a sailboat, a cruise ship and a submarine. Why didn’t you get on?”