Gen X be like…
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Good God Man! The ecstasy and horror of such a comment.
I caught an efficiency hotel room on fire with the strawberry pop-tarts once. I put the pop-tarts in the toaster, jumped in the shower, and the toaster didn't pop up. Came out to a kitchen on fire, alarms blaring, and the hotel being evacuated.
The hotel had to move me because even though the fire dept cleaned stuff up pretty well, the hotel couldn't get the smoke detector off the ceiling and it kept doing that beepy thing because the battery mostly drained. Good times.
i know i’m focusing on the wrong part of the story here, but i’d like to meet just one human that actually toasts their pop tarts before they eat them!
If anyone forgets how to hide under a desk to protect themselves in the event of a nuclear explosion, I can show them.
I'm afraid those desks no longer fit... But, on a more serious note, I lived in Omaha during the Cuban Missile Crisis, and we were in the blast zone for SAC HQ-I heard JFK give his speech about full nuclear retaliation, and just KNEW I had 24 hours to live....a week later, I was amazed to be alive.. ah, the memories.. 😎