I caught an efficiency hotel room on fire with the strawberry pop-tarts once. I put the pop-tarts in the toaster, jumped in the shower, and the toaster didn't pop up. Came out to a kitchen on fire, alarms blaring, and the hotel being evacuated.

The hotel had to move me because even though the fire dept cleaned stuff up pretty well, the hotel couldn't get the smoke detector off the ceiling and it kept doing that beepy thing because the battery mostly drained. Good times.