India says it accidentally fired missile into Pakistan
(www.reuters.com)
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Ooooops
Shit, meant to press the other button, my bad bro
KeK
The pakistani army says they are unable to determine exactly where the missile came from,.because by the time the Military arrived on the scene ,the Local tribesmen had already melted it down in to pots and pans,..so they confiscated the pots and pans and a couple of of goats .for closer inspection..on closer inspection of the goats ,they declared they were definately from pakistan,.because pakistani goats have a different dialect ,to Indian goats,.as for the Missile the millitary said " we dont have a bluddy clue"....
Rut roe!
Technical malfunction is one of the oldest excuses in the book. The question should also be asked on why the launcher or whatever weapons system fired the Missile. Was apparently loaded with live munitions during what was apparently routine maintenance.
"Our Bad!"
My bad! Sorry!
"In the course of a routine maintenance, a technical malfunction led to the accidental firing of a missile"
Translation: A maintenance technician spilled coffee on the computer keyboard.