Sunday Funnies
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Taco Bell is the only place in America where you can still get gas for $1.39
Kek! 😂
So, I have a disgusting theory that could work. If we sewed in buttflaps in the very center rear of everyone’s jeans and installed an exit valve with a hose that attached and detached so whenever anyone ate refried beans or other equally gassy foods, they could attached one end of the hose to their pants and the other into their vehicle gas tank for it to run on methane direct, raw and unfiltered. I just wouldn’t want to be in the vehicle following them.
The concentration of methane required to run a vehicle for any extended period of time is higher than the typical fart is going to give, You'd have to have a shit tank of rotting fecal matter (septic tank works), a compressor that can handle methane, and then a compressed air tank on the vehicle to fill with the methane. Also the vehicle has to be converted to or was purchased to use CNG (compressed natural gas) which typically deals in propane.
Even then the vehicle isn't going to run well due to the lack of power of methane and the other contaminants in the gas (basically the stuff that gives the smell).
Was just more of a funny thought than anything, but it could’ve worked if we’d known how to process all the dog poo from our resort when we ran it.
I got that it was a funny, it's just something that I researched a while ago (jr High to be exact, commode on the go, lift a section of the seat pull a lever a few times to prime let er rip) and figured I'd share. Basically you can run a car on BS, just not directly.
Ahh, I got it!💡💡what about hooking up a hose from septic tank directly to a vehicle gas tank and syphoning the gases that way?
Still got to be a compressor that can be used with methane, but the production rate might not be enough... landfills also produce methane, and they just vent/burn it. It's an option.
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Worthy of an updoot
Ha lol good one!