Why are lefties obsessed with ass? Their music, their books, the way they talk about "butt stuff" as adults, and now they want to have kids thinking the same way. We truly live in Idiocracy where the number one movie was just a guy's bare ass on the screen for two hours.
"Ass" is a fictional movie mentioned in the Mike Judge film called Idiocracy, which is a glimpse of a not-too-distant future where everyone has a low IQ and is dependent upon technology for every aspect of life.
I remember reading an article years ago that the obsession with rear ends is based on some pagan god and is used as a means to humiliate and debase us. I believe it. I'll try to find that article.
I need a new butt! Mine’s got a crack.
I can see in the mirror a crack at the back.
Did I do it on the slide?
Or on the banister inside?
Or when I jumped my BMX?
Or with the Fart? That happened next.
Of course! The fart!
That’s what blew my butt apart!
Split the thing clean in two.
Now I wonder what to do.
I need a new one.
A green one or a blue one.
A fat one or a thin one.
A wood one or a tin one.
Why not an arty-farty butt?
One not to be forgotten,
With watercolors on the top
And a mural on the bottom.
Or…yellow spotted?
Purple dotted?
A butt with color.
A butt with flair.
A butt as bright as I dare to wear.
A butt as bright as …. Dad’s underwear!
Or maybe an alien’s butt,
Made from a metal like titanium.
Fireproof! Bulletproof! Bombproof!
I’d like a butt that’s safety-rated.
The right butt…
A knight’s butt…
A butt that’s armor-plated.
What about a bumper butt made of
chrome?
Why not, I say from a 1960’s sport coupe,
one made in the USA.
With accessories to complement,
Like strips of silver smoothly bent,
A set of lights left and right
For backing ‘round in the night.
With a bumper butt I won’t be scared
because bumper cracks can be repaired.
But….a bumper butt is huge!
A bumper butt weighs a ton.
I’ve changed my mind…I want a lighter one.
A Rocket butt?
All fire and thrust.
A robo-butt?
Now that butt’s a must.
No…I think it’s all too late.
This cracked butt is my fate.
I’m here on my own in this cracked butt
zone.
No one to care. No one to share…
Wait! What’s that I hear?
This is outrageous! Are butt cracks
contagious?
Dad! Your butt crack is showing!
And Dad…there’s no way of knowing just
how far it’s going
Kids' are fascinated by butts and farts--We read all the captain underpants' to our son when he was growing up
The assistant principal did nothing wrong--wasn't sex--just fun for kids-you are trying to connect him with the bad shit -really bad that others are doing
That's what education should be trying to overcome. The Assistant Principal was descending to their level rather than being a good example. Education should elevate. Glad he was fired.
Why are lefties obsessed with ass? Their music, their books, the way they talk about "butt stuff" as adults, and now they want to have kids thinking the same way. We truly live in Idiocracy where the number one movie was just a guy's bare ass on the screen for two hours.
Sodomites
I don't even know what movie you're talking about and I'm happy.
You should watch it. Idiocracy. Mike Judge made it.
I've seen parts of Idiocracy but not the whole movie. I thought you were referring to an actual movie and not a scene from that one. Kek.
"Ass" is a fictional movie mentioned in the Mike Judge film called Idiocracy, which is a glimpse of a not-too-distant future where everyone has a low IQ and is dependent upon technology for every aspect of life.
Here's the clip that mentions the hit movie "Ass," and I really think we're just about there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPD0srSiOFE
I've seen Idiocracy in bits and pieces, so I saw the part about Brawndo being what plants crave, etc.
Honestly, have a hard time sitting through movies or even a TV show. Read a lot of nonfiction stuff these days.
I remember reading an article years ago that the obsession with rear ends is based on some pagan god and is used as a means to humiliate and debase us. I believe it. I'll try to find that article.
Sick crazies. The writer of this garbage and the publisher need to be considered for prosecution on the laws contributing and abusing minors.
Why aren't the parents suing these creeps?
Better question: why aren't the parents dragging this asshole out to the edge of town and beating him to within an inch of his life?
They have a town square no need to head to the edge of town.
The same reason no one did that to the Dems or Joe Biden after stealing an election.
Ooooo, the people at the table are all men. Ick
So it's good to walk down a stage naked as grown men watch? Good lesson for kids! Unreal
This is the book text and link to archived article https://web.archive.org/web/20220316160645/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2022%2F03%2F15%2Fus%2Fmississippi-assistant-principal-book-termination%2Findex.html
I need a new butt! Mine’s got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack at the back. Did I do it on the slide? Or on the banister inside? Or when I jumped my BMX? Or with the Fart? That happened next. Of course! The fart! That’s what blew my butt apart! Split the thing clean in two. Now I wonder what to do. I need a new one. A green one or a blue one. A fat one or a thin one. A wood one or a tin one. Why not an arty-farty butt? One not to be forgotten, With watercolors on the top And a mural on the bottom. Or…yellow spotted? Purple dotted? A butt with color. A butt with flair. A butt as bright as I dare to wear. A butt as bright as …. Dad’s underwear! Or maybe an alien’s butt, Made from a metal like titanium. Fireproof! Bulletproof! Bombproof! I’d like a butt that’s safety-rated. The right butt… A knight’s butt… A butt that’s armor-plated. What about a bumper butt made of chrome? Why not, I say from a 1960’s sport coupe, one made in the USA. With accessories to complement, Like strips of silver smoothly bent, A set of lights left and right For backing ‘round in the night. With a bumper butt I won’t be scared because bumper cracks can be repaired. But….a bumper butt is huge! A bumper butt weighs a ton. I’ve changed my mind…I want a lighter one. A Rocket butt? All fire and thrust. A robo-butt? Now that butt’s a must. No…I think it’s all too late. This cracked butt is my fate. I’m here on my own in this cracked butt zone. No one to care. No one to share… Wait! What’s that I hear? This is outrageous! Are butt cracks contagious? Dad! Your butt crack is showing! And Dad…there’s no way of knowing just how far it’s going
I hope he falls on a big knife.
Kids' are fascinated by butts and farts--We read all the captain underpants' to our son when he was growing up The assistant principal did nothing wrong--wasn't sex--just fun for kids-you are trying to connect him with the bad shit -really bad that others are doing
That's what education should be trying to overcome. The Assistant Principal was descending to their level rather than being a good example. Education should elevate. Glad he was fired.
Urban dictionary Splitting Ass Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.
Now that is just sick man… I feel sorry for the parents now I have to fix this for their kids.
*new. Just realized the spell check mistake.