So Crackpipe Jr has this laptop that has all kinds of embarrassing/incriminating/illegal stuff on it. Now, hes worth conservatively what, a few mil? Maybe $10m+? And this is a few year old macbook that he could replace and just backup everything from the cloud? He decides to take it to a random computer repair place ... and forgets about it?

And computer repair guy decides to look at it and sees all this debauchery. Then decides not to give it to local PD, not to the FBI, not to DOJ, but Rudy?

Just seems like a lot of things seemed to go just right to have it appear in public domain. Also see daughter Bidet's diary, very similar situation.