Human Body Easter Eggs 🥚🥚🐰🥚🥚
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I sucked chocolate milk out of the carpet.
The carpet was in the house when we bought it and there is no telling how long it had been there. I was 4 and didn't want to get in trouble for spilling choco milk. So I did the most logical thing, I sucked it out. My mother never knew.
I am going to attribute my strong constitution to this very strong inoculation event and that I am a half breed (German and Mexican).
I know someone who is also German and Mexican and he refers to the mix as "beanerschnitzel".
My mother-in-law was Hispanic and my father-in-law an American of Polish descent. She used to call her 7 kids “MexiPoles”.
I love that!
I think the blending of genetics that don't often come together set me up for a strong system.
I look very German, my skin is so light you can see my veins clearly. I always say I am the color of the marine life you see at the bottom of a trench where there is no light.
This is it. You should get some patents for Chocolate-Milk-Carpet-Sucking :-)
I am a nordic mix: Mainly German with Swedish and Polish blending. So far it works out fine.
Your dedication to concealing the truth goes above and beyond the call of duty. You would probably be very high up the ranks in the “deep state” with that kind of commitment to hiding the truth. 😆