He isn't a good guy, but it's looking more and more like he was not only raised as a sex slave but he was obligated and trained to work for his pops in corrupt business deals around the world. Seems like he did in fact purposely release his own laptop.
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Haha well ill agree with the second half. The hottest chick I've ever slept with told me the same thing. She paused a few moments into giving me head for the first time and said, "you know, most guys have really gross looking dicks, but yours is really pretty".
To which I chuckled and replied, "wow that's a pretty awesome compliment. Thanks". Haha so that lines up exactly with what you claimed.
Unfortunately I've always self destructed every monogamous relationship i ever found myself in or almost getting into, so I've only had friends with benefits (albeit quite an above average amount) so ive never trusted a woman to that extent lol
You're self-destructive because you're embarrassed by the circumstances in your life outside of your relationship, with said women.
So fix those circumstances, You'll subsequently drink less, and then you and your pretty dick will keep a relationship, and live happily ever after.
I haven't drank in like 5 years. Thanks tho.
Ouf... Then that's a bigger problem to fix. It's nice when you can blame your problems on being a drunk.
I don't see what problem this demonstrates. I don't want my dick on multiple women's phones. Just in their butts.