We can agree to disagree. The minute amount one would get from water is not even worth mentioning as far as benefits go because there are none. However, consuming inorganic minerals the body cannot break down and sufficiently assimilate is only a detriment to physical health.

You're also incorrect about sodas and whatnot. They use distilled water as a base. No drink manufacturer uses tap water. It's the base but the distillation removes everything (distilled water is 4 ppm and less) so their recipes aren't messed up due to inconsistency of tap water.