The autists at 4 chan have already confirmed its a screen grab of an old BDSM video with the 1st bidens face shopped on. We know it's fake because the artists watch a lot of elderly 90s BDSM.
in a dimmly lit basement, a skinny hairy guy naked sits in his commander plus gaming chair, covered in peanut butter with polaroids of kittens strung up across his walls. Is reading 4chan to pass the time between reapplication of mayo on his crotch. He sees the Biden creeper screen grab.
Unphased at first because he recognized the scene, then scrolls reading the comments. Realizing the brush fire to the narrative any miss step could cause, he knows, 'This is why god put me here'
He ends the spread of this fake photo with a few quick swipes of his fingers across his glistening keyboard, glazed with an assortment of condiments and human discharge.
"That's photo shopped, it's really Carl wrinkle wank from the 'old men need love too' series, episode 632 B"
Other autists research and confirm.
Now I sleep knowing gods heros aren't always who you expect him to have sent.
The autists at 4 chan have already confirmed its a screen grab of an old BDSM video with the 1st bidens face shopped on. We know it's fake because the artists watch a lot of elderly 90s BDSM.
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In my mind I Invision...
in a dimmly lit basement, a skinny hairy guy naked sits in his commander plus gaming chair, covered in peanut butter with polaroids of kittens strung up across his walls. Is reading 4chan to pass the time between reapplication of mayo on his crotch. He sees the Biden creeper screen grab.
Unphased at first because he recognized the scene, then scrolls reading the comments. Realizing the brush fire to the narrative any miss step could cause, he knows, 'This is why god put me here'
He ends the spread of this fake photo with a few quick swipes of his fingers across his glistening keyboard, glazed with an assortment of condiments and human discharge.
"That's photo shopped, it's really Carl wrinkle wank from the 'old men need love too' series, episode 632 B"
Other autists research and confirm.
Now I sleep knowing gods heros aren't always who you expect him to have sent.