I can attest to this. I am going to be very frank here: I've never been overweight and I have a pretty impressive hog, not to brag- it's not porno/cartoon huge or anything. Then a few years ago I had intestinal surgery and inexplicably gained like 75 lbs.very quickly. It looks f*cking ridiculous now, peeking out of from under my gut. You can't tell how big it is now. I am slowly losing weight, finally, but damn, it's not easy.
I can attest to this. I am going to be very frank here: I've never been overweight and I have a pretty impressive hog, not to brag- it's not porno/cartoon huge or anything. Then a few years ago I had intestinal surgery and inexplicably gained like 75 lbs.very quickly. It looks f*cking ridiculous now, peeking out of from under my gut. You can't tell how big it is now. I am slowly losing weight, finally, but damn, it's not easy.
If I came home and with a 5.35 inch schlong... my wife would make me go back and find the other half.
I had this one girlfriend who told me "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."
So I f---ed her twice and punched her in the c-nt.
Shut up... that's funny.