It's very obviously a joke post.

And you've presented no argument as to how a pedophile that has never left his moms basement long enough to do anything to anyone is a rapist. Until then if anyone is making ignorant statements it's you.

It would be great if every one of these kinds of situations was as simple as "this guy fucked kids, someone go and warm the helicopter up". Unfortunately, life isn't that simple and there's more nuance than "this guy is attracted to kids therefore he must have raped one."

A lot of joke posts start with "let's be clear", because it's a hook.

Then you state something that makes someone angry, which keeps them reading.

Then you keep a long winded statement going that gets more and more obvious that it's a joke.

Contrary to normie belief, you can portray sarcasm through text and if you require a /s tag on a post that sounds like a you problem, fren. I tried to make it as obvious as possible the further I got through the post.

Or do you actually think that we need clinical trials to see if a bullet will kill a man?