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So many people on here are so damn serious and salty all of the damn time. As if always being angry or fearful or anxious about things is going to change the very world or something (Narrator: It absolutely won't).

And yet, the secret sauce to enlightenment, the last and final stage of the great awakening itself, is, having a sense of humour that's truly powerful enough to enable you to laugh things off (even in the face of great darkness and adversity and such). And also, dare I add, the innate ability to laugh at your own self even.

For trust me on this, the leaders of the new world, the forbearers of an enlightened civilization, and the harbingers of the spectacular new dawn, are so not going to be those with perpetually stickied resting bitch faces - but instead - truly optimistic folks with smiles upon their faces, kindness within their very eyes, cheer within their very footsteps, warmth within their very hearts, and, ultimately, true joy within their very souls.

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Laughter and Mirth: It's the real "weapon of choice" of the wise ones, the ancient masters, the awakened sages, and practically all of the holy ones that have ever walked upon this truly sacred and beautiful land of ours. It's the secret sauce that leads to enlightenment itself, research suggests.

And, with that being said, here are a few fun little jokes for ya'll to get started upon this grand and incredible journey and adventure towards true enlightenment itself - straight off the ol' tried and tested route here no less!

Enjoy! ;)

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Jesus H. Christ walks into a bar.

"For the LAST TIME sir," fumes the raging bartender, "we DO NOT serve WATER in here!!!"

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Donald John Trump walks into a bar (filled to the brim with US politicos).

He takes one look around the place, and cries out loud...

"God. Why is it always me having to raise the bar with these ones?"

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DJT walks into a pole.

Pulling himself right back up, he thunders, "SEE? I TOLD YA'LL these damn POLES were RIGGED!"

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Joseph Robinette Biden Junior walks into a pole.

(This is not a joke. Dementia is a serious matter.)

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Elon Musk walks into a poll.

YES: 69%

NO: 42.0%

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Q walks into a /pol/

Every MSM news outlet on Planet Earth has something nasty to say about it in less than 17 minutes.

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🙏 Where We Go Pun, We Go Lol. 🙏

Enjoy The Jokes.

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P.S. A whole bus full of dream interpreters fell into a river the other day...

...I'd always known symbolism will be their downfall.