The Plan needs to involve the trial and legal execution of our first black president, our first black first lady, our first black attorney general, our first black female attorney general, our first black vice president and our first black UN representative.

I hope they're executed by firing squad rather than gallows because the optics would be terrible for children to visit the political wing of the National Museum of African American History and Culture and every exhibit shows a black politician hanging from a rope because they were all deserved to die.