You don't have to go to the theater to see 2000 Mules.
For $20 you can watch it on any web browser at home.
They're going to open the dashboard 3 days before the event so you can test your devices and make sure you can watch.
https://secure.2000mules.com/event/2000-mules-virtual-premiere
And you can also crinkle plastic overwrap all you want! Soda empty? Rattle the hell out of that ice! Text everyone in your contact list and hold the phone up high to read replies.