“Let’s see doc, he was playing with the dog this morning, took a bath, came here to get his death shot, went back home and ate my special Mexican stew I make every year..it’s got some amazing ingredients. I’ve had that recipe in my family forever. If you need the recipe I could get it for you. Do you cook? But yeah anyway..I bet it’s this dog. It’s my boyfriend’s dog. He smells. I hate this dog. So yeah, you think it’s the dog’s like hair or something? Maybe he licked him? But yea he can barely breathe right now. Cant walk. Had a temperature and is bleeding from his rectum....I hate this dog.” —copied from user bestmomrecipes on Twitbook.