“Sir, all our participants perished in a span of a month after the administration procedure”

“But did they die from Covid?”

“No Sir, cardiac arrest, brain hemorrhage, and spontaneous combustion”

“Thank goodness Charles, we finally found a cure for Covid! Write this down in the report. Safe & Effective”

“It is an honor working for you Sir, we will eradicate this virus once and for all. I stand with Ukraine!”