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bubble_bursts 32 points ago +32 / -0

He probably refused to join their satanic clubs

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polish_snausage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe they got into their files and said Hell No

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Gitmo-or-Bust 5 points ago +5 / -0

I lasted only 4 weeks as general manager of a company once. After receiving ‘the books’ it was only 2 weeks before I had uncovered their embezzlement schemes. C-Ya..!

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bubble_bursts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yikes. They must be especially incompetent to get caught so quickly. Also, this story reminds me of that episode in The Office when their accountant invents a new numeral to hide all the accounting errors, lol

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FatReggie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe you are referring to the number "keleven".

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, that's right

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Gitmo-or-Bust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg I didn’t see that one will have to look it up. My all time favorite is still the cpr day with the dummy where he cuts the face off like Hannibal

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magaphraust 22 points ago +22 / -0

So it looks like this is because his "previous employer disclosed in an SEC filing that it had launched an investigation into fraudulent financial reporting."

The company, which makes dental equipment, opened an investigation in March after several employees raised concerns about how Dentsply was using incentives to sell products to distributors in the second half of 2021. The audit committee of the board wants to know whether those incentives were properly accounted for in quarterly reports, and also whether “certain former and current members of senior management” directed the use of those incentives to hit compensation goals.

This part is pretty crazy:

Even better: for his one day of work at Moderna, Gomez will receive his full year’s salary of $700,000, plus COBRA health insurance coverage for 12 months. Moderna did say that Gomez will forfeit his signing bonus, relocation reimbursement, and equity awards

Makes it sound more like some kind of payoff

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spoonix 10 points ago +10 / -0

You'd figure with what they've done "fraudulent financial accounting" would be the reason they hired him in the first place.

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Inidaho 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was probably the exact reason, until he got caught. Then he didn’t meet their requirements.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Getting caught dqs you.

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tenthousandspoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder if this could be some kind of corporate false-flagging; Moderna splashing this revelation in a MSM outlet to generate some positive PR ("See, we're an upright and honest company, we tossed out a really bad dude!") and all done for the low, low price of 700K and limited bennies.

On the other hand, this could backfire on them spectacularly, if people start asking why such a revelation wasn't caught as part of the hiring/background process. I know I'm asking.

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ditzee58 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably saw what was going on said WTF, I'm leaving.

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DickAllcocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

He wouldn’t diddle the 8yo

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MZakOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would not play ball with the cabal.

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GaIIowBoob 3 points ago +3 / -0

He saw the data and noped out of there before he gets arrested

They paid him the whole year salary so he doesn't talk

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Moosemeadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your first duty today is to sign off on all these financial documents!

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Moosemeadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’lll be Clintonized or Epsteinized

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PolishBaldEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

He probably doing his job correctly and surfacing a lot of the kickbacks/bribes all the executives got. Either that or they needed a fall guy

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DarQ2light 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like he saw the f*** s*** mess going on and decided to quit

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HappyPupAxel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he was their just to get information for white hats and was fired.

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Qwazy 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's nearly as long as Anthony Scaramucci who was Trump's Director of Communications for 6 days.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably saw what was going on and told them that they're all heading for jail.

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paperairplane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, the UK reported yesterday that he quit after one day. The US press is implying that he was fired because of the investigation into his old company, but if you read the words it just says he left "amid" the probe, not that that's the cause of his leaving.

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