Went in to my Cardioligist appointment today. When I checked in I was given a mask and told the girl I only wear them under my chin. She chuckled and said she understood. When I was taken into the examination room, the assistant said I need to put my mask over my nose. I said I don’t wear it there and if they didn’t like it they can kick me out. He nodded and pointed to the door. When I was in four months ago, there wasn’t this issue.
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Also effective:
You: "What are you, my doctor now?"
Them: [literally any word or sound from the mouth]
You [interrupting]: "Doctors said not to wear it, sorry."
Conversation's over at that point.
Optional, only if needed which is nearly never:
"Lemme see the box. Hmmm, it says right here, This product does not prevent viral transmission. So: [unblinking direct eye contact] You want to practice quack medicine, ::glance at nametag:: KAREN... go do it on someone else's time, please, because I'm busy. Have a good one," and stroll on past :)
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Excellent :)