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rooftoptendie [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

REPUBLICAN NORMIES

YOU: Joe Biden molests children

Republican: Yeah! That son of a bitch!

YOU: ...and John Pedosta drinks baby blood!

Republican: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold up.... okay wait....

.

DEMOCRAT NORMIES

YOU: Did you know tha---

Democrat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BigMuddyMama 6 points ago +6 / -0

I instantly thought of the screaming lib lady in glasses with the green coat in your last scenario. Very effective! 😆

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TheyWereCones 10 points ago +10 / -0

Playing the never-say-what-im-thinking-but-instead-blend-in game is exhausting.

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NOTWOKE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly my sentiment. All I can think is I am surrounded by idiots.

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lalahemingway 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh lordt, me too. It's def exhausting.

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TheyWereCones 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂 the strangest part of my adult awakening miiiight have been realizing everyone is a fucking idiot

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ashlanddog 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Datadude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just exactly what constitutes normie abuse, where are those lines?

Is there a teardrop to far?

A mental meltdown beyond repair?

A point of irrevocable harm, that place of no return?

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rooftoptendie [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

well. for starters, i'd say definitely don't put them in a cat harness. for one thing, many of them would never fit, even if you got the XL size.

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TheyWereCones 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂 Do i look like a fuckin cat to you? DO YA SEE ME EATIN MICE?

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PepeSee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jumpin around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree

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TheyWereCones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im sorry, did you just say 'meow'?

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Datadude 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the fun in that?

I say let's take a trip to normieville and cause a ruckus,

I'll grab the harnesses you grab the red pills.

At the very least it's bound to be entertaining. :-)

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Trump4evergirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣

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Windows8866 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double kek! You nailed it!

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shadoweyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg this. I have no time for any of you (them) lol