"Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton’s special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May.
"At first, no details of Middleton’s death were disclosed, however, the case was blown wide open after a FOIA request by Radar Online revealed the former advisor was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
"Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch."
Oh, and this is supposed to be a suicide. I shit you not.
EDIT: The comments got really good on this one.
But he was vaxed and boosted so it could have been worse.
Top kek
He was certainly graveful
Even with the hole in his chest and the sore neck, the decedent is GREATFUL for the vaccines and the hardworking drug companies who helped reduce his risk of dying with a cold.
Even though he is dead, he will post a tweet to this effect. Later in the year, of course, he will vote. Multiple times.