The Emperor Dumbo Octopus was just discovered in 2021.
Since that time, healthy young people in Australia are mysteriously dying of some "syndrome".
Doctors should be baffled no more. The deep sea Emperor Dumbo Octopus, which lives at a depth of 900 feet and never comes to the surface, is obviously the cause of Australia's medical problems. If it hadn't been discovered... all of these people might not be dying today.
The obvious course of action is to destroy ALL Emperor Dumbo Octopus, completely obliterating the species. :>)
After that, if people continue dying from something that baffles doctors... we can blame something else and destroy that too. Eventually, we will have no ecosystem... but doctors won't be baffled anymore.
The Emperor Dumbo Octopus was just discovered in 2021. Since that time, healthy young people in Australia are mysteriously dying of some "syndrome".
Doctors should be baffled no more. The deep sea Emperor Dumbo Octopus, which lives at a depth of 900 feet and never comes to the surface, is obviously the cause of Australia's medical problems. If it hadn't been discovered... all of these people might not be dying today.
The obvious course of action is to destroy ALL Emperor Dumbo Octopus, completely obliterating the species. :>)
After that, if people continue dying from something that baffles doctors... we can blame something else and destroy that too. Eventually, we will have no ecosystem... but doctors won't be baffled anymore.
Finally, a voice of reason! 😆