Putin Has Aide Retrieve His Poop and Carry It Around to Prevent Enemies From Discovering Health Problems (I shit you not...howls...sorry I couldn't resist....)
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I couldn't believe that when I first read about The Groom of the Stool. It is true.
You don't think royalty wipes its own bottom do you?
I would never let another man (or a woman for that matter) wipe my tuckus.
There may come a time when someone has to do it for you...two broken arms?
Yuck! What is wrong with them?
Marry first cousin..always arranged..never for love....children by the sperm as dictated by the order of the garter..always to get as close to original blood lines as possible...the annanuki/elohim/fallen angels that mated with adamites
At this point that explanation doesn't seem so far out there.
hahahaha, groom of the stool. I see kneading and modeling ....