87 () posted 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +87 / -0 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Yesterday, you had zero husbands. Today, you have one. Extrapolating this data, by the end of the month, you'll have over two dozen husbands. Better get a bulk rate on wedding cake."