Sounds like a group that helps people get over their Q addiction. I can just see Lil Mike Rothschild standing up in the meeting, facing a circle of clueless reporters and social commentators who are also trying to escape their obsession with something they don't understand.
"Hello, everyone, I'm Lil Mike Rothschild, and I'm a Q-caholic. I've been Q-less for a year now, but unfortunately, Q-caholism made me gay before I could get out.
"My Q-caholism led me down a very destructive path. Q was all I thought about. I just couldn't wait until I got the next drop. I stopped taking showers. I never went outside. I just sat in front of my computer screen all day. I found out too late that Q was a gateway conspiracy theory that led to other obsessions. Now I'm all gay, and I can't do a thing about it. Thank Baalzebub that I got out before I started wearing a dress!
"Now, I know how it might seem since I talk about Q literally all the time, but I really am free of Q-cahol. Really. I am! I don't think about Q at all except when I talk about Q, and I don't sit around fantasizing about Q. I never think anymore . . . I mean, I never think––at all––about how rugged Q and the anons must be, or how rough . . . excuse me, I need a moment . . . Oh, God! I mean, Oh, Beelzebub! Focus Mikey. My point is that I only talk about Q every day all the time to discourage others from going down the same destructive path I did. It's definitely not because I still have a problem. I am truly free from my obsession with Q. Thank you."
Qanon!
Sounds like a group that helps people get over their Q addiction. I can just see Lil Mike Rothschild standing up in the meeting, facing a circle of clueless reporters and social commentators who are also trying to escape their obsession with something they don't understand.
"Hello, everyone, I'm Lil Mike Rothschild, and I'm a Q-caholic. I've been Q-less for a year now, but unfortunately, Q-caholism made me gay before I could get out.
"My Q-caholism led me down a very destructive path. Q was all I thought about. I just couldn't wait until I got the next drop. I stopped taking showers. I never went outside. I just sat in front of my computer screen all day. I found out too late that Q was a gateway conspiracy theory that led to other obsessions. Now I'm all gay, and I can't do a thing about it. Thank Baalzebub that I got out before I started wearing a dress!
"Now, I know how it might seem since I talk about Q literally all the time, but I really am free of Q-cahol. Really. I am! I don't think about Q at all except when I talk about Q, and I don't sit around fantasizing about Q. I never think anymore . . . I mean, I never think––at all––about how rugged Q and the anons must be, or how rough . . . excuse me, I need a moment . . . Oh, God! I mean, Oh, Beelzebub! Focus Mikey. My point is that I only talk about Q every day all the time to discourage others from going down the same destructive path I did. It's definitely not because I still have a problem. I am truly free from my obsession with Q. Thank you."