Ranked in terms of Sin. (in my own view of levels of sinning)
Don't have sex. (only non-sin)
Have sex when you are both extra old and gross
Don't have sex when the woman is ovulating +3 days before or after. (kind of a sin but apparently acceptable to the catholic church, take that as you will.)
Ranked in terms of Sin. (in my own view of levels of sinning)
I laughed way too hard, because it was her turn.