This is a true story told to me by a very close friend. His sister-in-law was walking down the street the other day. She is not political and couldnt care less about about Jan 6th or abortion or whatever, all she wanted to do was to go to the grocery shop and buy some stuff to make a kickass Chicken Biryani, when all of a sudden she said everything was a blur. At first she didnt know what was going on. Out of the blue Trump just came right next to her. Next thing she knows they were in a limo and that was not the worst part. Trump actually reached over from the other side and started controlling the steering wheel. And then comes the worst part, the part that traumatised her. As Trump steered the limo towards the grocery shop, she screamed "This is insurrection baby". I know this is true without a doubt because her Chicken Biryanis haven't been the same since then.