Recruiter : Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

John Winger : Convicted? No.

Russell Ziskey : Never convicted.

Recruiter : Now, are either of you homosexuals?

John Winger : [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...

Recruiter : Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

Russell Ziskey : No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

John Winger : Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

Recruiter : I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...