Oh boy! I couldn't remember basic facts about my own children, but the FBI made it super easy and convenient to store all their information within FBI systems!

Translation: They're running out of shooter assets and the only ones they can actually get to commit crimes are brainwashed tranny lefties which is backfiring tremendously.

Got a troubled child? Why not just put in all their personal information, photos, interests, hangouts right into the FBI servers. We promise, it's there so you can remember your kid's birthday, not so we can figure out who would be most likely to commit mass shootings and start influencing them.