“Yeah you know that thing everyone knew about, and we pretty much just ignored, and acted like we had no idea what was going on? Well turns out it was the vax, but like you trusted us when we told you “100% safe and effective and definitely won’t alter your menstruation cycle like all those conspiracy sites tell you” you can trust us when we tell you, it’s not a big deal!”
6 months later
“Yeah so remember when we told you all those side effects were totaaaally normal???”
“Yeah you know that thing everyone knew about, and we pretty much just ignored, and acted like we had no idea what was going on? Well turns out it was the vax, but like you trusted us when we told you “100% safe and effective and definitely won’t alter your menstruation cycle like all those conspiracy sites tell you” you can trust us when we tell you, it’s not a big deal!”
6 months later
“Yeah so remember when we told you all those side effects were totaaaally normal???”