Where are all the bugs?

posted 2 years ago by JonathanE 2 years ago by JonathanE +25 / -0

My wife pointed something out to me tonight whilst we were in the garden (night time here in the UK, but very hot).

The living room light was left on and all the windows were open, and when we went back in there was a single moth flying round a bulb, that was it. Back in the eighties we would have been fighting off a swarm of thunderbugs, moths, flies and daddy-longlegs, but toight...zip...nada.

Anyone else notice anything?

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– Slyver 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

pesticide: poison that kills pests

Soylent green is people.
The parts of Soylent Green that aren't people are vegetables.
The parts of Soylent Green that aren't people and vegetables are bugs.
Vegetables are genetically modified to be able to soak up pesticides and still survive. --> Vegetables are soaked in pesticides.
Pesticides kill pests.
Bugs are pests.
Pesticides kill bugs.
People are pests
Pesticides are absorbed by vegetables.
People eat vegetables.
Pesticides kill people
Bugs, vegetables, and pesticide killed people go into Soylent Green.
People eat Soylent Green
People are useless eaters of vegetables, bugs, and people.
Bugs were killed by our pesticides. Those we didn't kill we ate.
Vegetables need bugs
Once all the bugs are gone, there will be no more vegetables
Then Soylent Green will just be people.
People will just eat people until there are no more people.
Once all the people are gone, there will be plenty of bugs and vegetables.

The circle of life is complete.

Perhaps we could have done that a better way, if only we didn't have Evil Overlords that believed us to be Useless Eaters.

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– Narg 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

True, horrifying, yet made me laugh out loud. I guess my defenses kicked in before the end of the list.

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