I'm still in the clear.
Lived California most of the pandemic, in one of the most dense areas of the country.
Traveled on planes out of state and back, ate out multiple times a week, didn't do silly rituals like washing my hands after going grocery shopping, never wore masks, never got the shot, never even cared about social distancing.
Never got covid.
Anyone else in the same boat as me?
There is a test.
If you can't smell the beer in step 2 or taste it in step 3, you have covid and will die within hours, if not minutes.
Which is why it's important to always be testing.
with how drunk some people must be to believe anything the CDC says anymore I'd seriously believe you if you told me this was a real test
Do not confuse drunkeness with brain damage, my friend. One is temporary and can eventually be overcome, the other makes you a liberal.
Nah, the real test goes like this:
"And that's how I got diphtheria."
The problem with this test is that you have to do it several times a day.
You say problem, I say beauty.